this is so much funnier (hey, go rape your neighbor's dog. i don't care if that's not a word) with freak on a leash playing while you're reading through it. so here, i'll give you a minute to go an find your [possibly burned] copy of follow the leader.- - - - - ok? got the meadia player runnning yet on #14?- - - good.
ok here ya go.
"Masuse on a Leash"
someone is massaging me
someone costly and never free
everytime i have back pains
someone comes and rubs it away, away
stress gotta always be chasing me
can you chill and let me go pee?
cause this massage puts me at such ease
-wait- that's ok, i just went anyway, anyway
pre:
soemtimes he starts to rub my rear
sometimes i think that guy's a queer
sometimes it gives my pants a raise
but you'll never see me run that way
chorus:
someone is massaging me
too bad this is not for free
a cheap masuse for me to pay
someone is massaging me
feeling like i have a masuse on a leash
cause it drains me of all my money
how much is this going to cost me?
at least my girlfriend does it for free, for free
Pre.
2nd chorus:
Someone is massaging me
this lotion smells like strawberry
does this come in peach and creme?
someone is massaging me
("oo-ah!" gibberish)
Oh!
{rub! -mjvkcsnv jreogm; jgra- rub! some people rub!}
(1st)chorus
messaging me, messaging me, messaging me...
made fun of by: erica crady and ashley moss
