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All those little web pages by regular people have to have one of those "About the Author" pages. So here's mine. At first I didn't really want to do this because, well, I think it's a little conseeded or vain. Whatever though. I have no idea what changed my mind.

Name:Erica **** Crazy
 
age: 7 (but i'm trapped inside a 15 year-old's body)
 
sex: my report card always says F but i think i deserve better. ; (
 
gender: girl (if not, the large tumors protruding from my chest might be cancerous)
 
height: 5'3''
 
ethinicity: craker, but I do have the slightest amount of Indian in me so that makes my foot at least Cherokee. (i think it's my right foot)
 
D.O.B.: 4:00PM on April 24th 1988  (get this, i was born 4 days and 20 minutes away from being born on 4/20 at 4:20! weird, no?)
 
location: Festus, MO a.k.a. Fecese, Fetus, or boring as hell (you know that is if hell was boring)
 
hair: really long (down to the small of my back), dark blonde
 
dinomination: Lutheran
 
occupation: a couch sitter onner
 
pet peeve: hmmm..i'd have to say,  things stuck up your ass. cause you know when something is stuck up your ass it's hard to concentrate on anything.
 
grade: 10th
 
hobbies: writting stuff(duh?), laughing at stuff, drawing stuff, reading funny or scary stuff, eating stuff, and listening to hard core stuff. (he-he)
 
Enneagram Personality Type: four
 
I better go. But before I do just know that deep down inside i am a hidiously tormented soul who doesn't have any real friends and i torture monkeys to repress all my unhappiness.  
: (  that wasn't very funny was it.
 

Just a little snap shot of myself
guitarlady.jpg
heh-heh (i wish!)

this is my only drawing of me!
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I think i look pretty confused.

If my life were a book it would be titled : The Story of the World's Most Misunderstood Peice of Cheese.